The Day I Started My Epic Journey from South to North in Vietnam! (S1E15) beta

 🚀 Welcome to Moto World Explorer – Where Vietnam’s Highways Become My Therapist, Roosters Are My Alarm Clocks, & My Bike’s Already Writing Its Memoir!

Hey, it’s Matees C., your favorite ”I’ll just wing it” road warrior, kicking off Season 1, Episode 15 with the ULTIMATE QUEST: riding 2,000km from Vietnam’s steamy southern tip to its misty northern peaks! Buckle up (or don’t—chaos is co-pilot) for a journey where potholes outnumber rice fields, my GPS develops existential dread, and every rest stop smells like adventure (and fish sauce).

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🎥 Episode 15: South to North – The Prologue to Pandemonium

(AKA: “How to Pack 30kg of Gear on a Bike Built for Groceries”)

What’s in this sweaty, gear-strapped spectacle?
✅ The grand departure – Spoiler: I forgot my toothbrush but remembered three GoPros. Priorities. 🎒📷
✅ Highway hijinks – Where trucks honk in symphonic rage and my bike whimpers like a puppy. 🚚🐶
✅ First-day fails – Including a ”shortcut” that led to a duck farm. Quacktastrophe. 🦆💥
✅ Local encounters – Met a grandma who fed me noodles and side-eyed my life choices. 🍜👵

FREE BONUS FAILS:

• Me attempting to balance a coconut on my bike (Spoiler: It’s now a speed bump). 🥥💨

• A rooster photobombing my epic departure shot (Spoiler: He’s the star now). 🐓🌟

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• Daily disasters: From monsoon meltdowns to ”Why is my map on fire?!”

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• Join the cult: Connect with riders who think “Are we there yet?” is a lifestyle.

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🛠️ Gear That Survived My Overpacking

📷 Insta360 X4 – Captured my panic in 8K glory:
Insta360 X4
📷 Insta360 X3 – Budget-friendly for when you’d rather splurge on roadside pho:
Insta360 X3

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(Overpacking advice sold separately):
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P.S. Comment where I should stop next – or roast my packing skills. I’ll cry… into my helmet. 🪖😭