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RαΊ‘ch GiΓ‘ (March 2024) – fish sauce, ferries, and the best bΓΊn kΓ¨n of my life

RαΊ‘ch GiΓ‘

(In the Best Way – bΓΊn kΓ¨n, broken ferries, and a Khmer lullaby at sunset)

πŸ“ KIÊN GIANG, VIETNAM · ⏱️ March 2024 – hot, still, perfect · 5 days · $189 · 3 sunburns, 1 missed boat

How I Ended Up in RαΊ‘ch GiΓ‘

Honestly? I only came because I missed the last ferry to PhΓΊ Quα»‘c. Like, stood at the BαΊΏn TΓ u RαΊ‘ch GiΓ‘ ticket counter at 4:47pm, and the lady said "hαΊΏt vΓ©" (sold out) with this tiny, pitying smile. I could've taken the night ferry, but my motel in Saigon had kicked me out, I was carrying 14kg of luggage, and I just thought – fine. I'll stay. RαΊ‘ch GiΓ‘ isn't even on most backpacker maps. It's the jump-off point, not the destination. But I was too tired to jump. So I stayed.

First impression stepping out of the ferry terminal into the March heat: the SMELL. Not bad – the opposite, actually. That sharp, sweet, umami punch of fish sauce factories mixed with diesel and the brackish river. It hit me like a wall. And the light – 5pm, golden hour, hitting the phượng vΔ© trees along TrαΊ§n PhΓΊ street. They were flowering, explosions of red. I saw a graffiti tag: "THIỆN" in black spray paint on a concrete pillar. I saw it again the next day on a coffee shop wall. Thiện became my imaginary travel buddy.

What went wrong immediately? I didn't have a hotel. I stood on the sidewalk, sweating into my linen shirt, scrolling Agoda. Everything near the river was either "LiΓͺn Hệ" (contact) or 1.2 million VND. I walked 10 minutes inland, found a guesthouse on LΓ½ Thường Kiệt. The door was open, no one at reception. I waited 5 minutes, then a barefoot man emerged from a back room, chewing betel. He showed me a room. No window. A/C dripped water onto the floor. He said "150k". I said "ok". He smiled. His name was Mr. SΖ‘n. That was my first hour in RαΊ‘ch GiΓ‘.

πŸ’‘ Tip I learned on day 2: never book a hotel near the ferry terminal on a Friday afternoon – it's when families arrive for weekend trips to PhΓΊ Quα»‘c. Walk 10 minutes inland or book 3 days ahead. Also, PhΖ°Ζ‘ng Trang buses drop you at the station on Nguyα»…n Trung Trα»±c, not the terminal. I took a Grab, 25k. Worth it.

The Neighborhoods: Real Talk

TRαΊ¦N PHÚ – the riverfront, my love, my chaos. This is RαΊ‘ch GiΓ‘'s spine. At 8am, it's already roaring: xe Γ΄m drivers napping in hammocks strung between trees, women in nΓ³n lΓ‘ selling jackfruit from baskets, and the constant, rhythmic thwack of a fishmonger scaling silver fish. I walked the entire promenade from the ferry terminal to the statue of Nguyα»…n Trung Trα»±c. At 8pm, it's a different world. Families sit on the concrete steps, kids chase each other with glow sticks, and the Khmer-owned food carts set up grills. I heard "ChΖ°a Bao Giờ MαΊΉ Kể" by Min & Erik three times in one hour. It was perfect. The coffee here – not the tourist stuff. At CΓ  PhΓͺ BαΊ£y ThΖ°a, an alley so narrow you have to exhale to pass, the owner roasts beans in a giant wok over a wood fire. I asked him, "Sao ngon vαΊ­y anh?" He said, "BΓ­ mαΊ­t cα»§a biển" (secret of the sea). 12k for a phin. I went every afternoon.

🚫 TRASH ZONE: VΔ©nh BαΊ£o – the "new" residential area. It's fine, I guess, if you like identical pink villas and zero shade. I walked through at 11am and felt my soul dehydrate. No street food, just a Circle K. A security guard stared at me. I stared back. I left. Skip it.

AN HΓ’A – the Khmer quarter. Not officially, but you feel it. The signs are in Vietnamese and Khmer script. There's a small pagoda, Serey Preah Moha Montrei, with yellow-robed monks and frangipani trees. I sat on the steps at 5pm, and the light hit the orange tiles and turned everything amber. No one asked me to leave. A little girl handed me a lotus flower and ran away. I still have it, pressed in my notebook.

Chợ RαΊ‘ch GiΓ‘ (the market) – honestly, it's overwhelming. But go at 6am before the tour buses arrive. I saw eels in plastic basins, piles of rau rΔƒm, a woman sharpening knives with a foot-powered whetstone. I bought a mango for 10k and the vendor laughed at my pronunciation ("xoΓ i, khΓ΄ng phαΊ£i soΓ i"). I laughed too. That's RαΊ‘ch GiΓ‘.

Food That Made Me Emotional

1. BΓΊn kΓ¨n – quΓ‘n CΓ΄ Ba, 144 TrαΊ§n PhΓΊ. Fight me, this is the best bΓΊn kΓ¨n in all of KiΓͺn Giang. It's a Cambodian-inspired fish curry noodle soup – coconut milk, turmeric, flaked snakehead fish, and a tangle of rice vermicelli. It looks like a sunrise. I ordered it without knowing what it was. The first spoonful made me close my eyes. CΓ΄ Ba, 78 years old, has been making it for 50 years. She told me (through a customer who translated) that her mother taught her, and her mother learned from a Khmer neighbor. 30k. I ate it four times in five days. On the last day, she gave me extra chαΊ£ cΓ‘ and said "mai mα»‘t Δ‘i Δ‘Γ’u?" (where are you going next?). I said "PhΓΊ Quα»‘c". She nodded. "Nhα»› quay lαΊ‘i" (remember to come back). I will, CΓ΄ Ba. I will.

2. BΓ‘nh canh chαΊ£ cΓ‘ – quΓ‘n BΓ  NΔƒm, gΓ³c Nguyα»…n CΓ΄ng Trα»©. Thick tapioca noodles, fish cakes, a broth that tastes like the Gulf of Thailand distilled into umami. I went at 7am, still groggy, and the lady – BΓ  NΔƒm, missing two front teeth – asked "Δƒn mαΊ₯y tΓ΄?" (how many bowls?). I said "mα»™t". She laughed. "Mα»™t thΓ΄i hαΊ£?" (only one?). I ate two. 20k each. She called me "con" after that.

3. DISAPPOINTMENT THAT STILL HAUNTS ME: A "hαΊ£i sαΊ£n tΖ°Ζ‘i sα»‘ng" place on the riverfront with a neon crab sign. I ordered ghαΊΉ hαΊ₯p (steamed crab). It came out small, overcooked, and they charged me 320k. Later, Mr. SΖ‘n told me that place changes prices based on your accent. I should've gone to the night market. Regret.

⚠️ HANGOVER CURE (I wasn't hungover, just crab-traumatized): chΓ‘o cΓ‘ – fish porridge from a cart on Nguyα»…n Trung Trα»±c. The owner, a quiet man in his 60s, uses leftover fish frames for broth, tops it with fried shallots and a sprinkle of white pepper. 20k. It fixed me.

4. Street food that scared then delighted me: α»‘c len xΓ o dα»«a – snails stir-fried with coconut milk and lemongrass. I saw a group of monks eating it near the Khmer pagoda. Looked like a bowl of shells and weird noodles. I pointed, the vendor handed me a toothpick. I fumbled. A 12-year-old girl showed me the twirl-and-suck technique. It was sweet, spicy, addictive. 30k. I went back the next night just for that.

5. Expensive mistake: "BΓΊn cΓ‘ specialty" at a restaurant with an English menu. 95k for a bowl that was smaller and blander than the 30k version at CΓ΄ Ba's. The only special thing was the markup.

Tourist Stuff vs. What Actually Ruled

πŸ”₯ HOT TAKE Skip the Đình Nguyα»…n Trung Trα»±c. It's a nice temple, I guess, dedicated to the national hero who set fire to a French warship. But it's tiny, always crowded with tour groups, and the incense smoke gave me a headache. I spent 10 minutes there and left. The statue on TrαΊ§n PhΓΊ – the big one overlooking the river – is more impressive at sunset. And it's free.

What ruled instead: the fish sauce factory. Not the one they take tourists to (PhΓΊ Quα»‘c brand). I found a tiny family operation on HΓΉng VΖ°Ζ‘ng called NΖ°α»›c MαΊ―m Thanh Quang. The owner, Mr. TΖ°, saw me peeking through the gate and waved me in. The smell was potent – like a thousand anchovies fermented in patience – but he showed me the 500-liter vats, explained the process in broken English and hand gestures. He even gave me a taste. It was liquid gold. I bought a 750ml bottle for 80k. It's sitting on my kitchen counter now. I put it on everything.

The Tam Quan gate? It's the old city gate, renovated. You can take a photo. It's fine, I guess, if you like traffic swirling around a monument. I walked there at 8am, took two photos, and left. What I didn't expect: the little park behind it, where old men play cờ tΖ°α»›ng (Chinese chess) every morning. I watched two men play for 20 minutes. Neither spoke. One sipped trΓ  Δ‘Γ‘. That was better than the gate.

The island boat tours – I didn't do one, but I talked to a Danish couple who did. They paid 600k for a day trip to HΓ²n Tre. They said it was "nice, but lots of trash on the beach". So maybe skip, or go with a local fisherman (Mr. SΖ‘n offered to take me for 200k, but I ran out of time).

Getting Around: What Google Maps Won't Tell You

Google Maps said: "Walk 1.2 km to the Khmer pagoda." It did not mention that the sidewalk ends abruptly and you have to walk along a drainage canal. I did it anyway. A xe Γ΄m driver pulled up next to me: "em Ζ‘i, Δ‘i Δ‘Γ’u? Xa lαΊ―m, lΓͺn xe Δ‘i!" I said "khΓ΄ng sao" (it's fine). He persisted. I gave in. 20k to the pagoda. Honestly, it was worth it. His name was Mr. Vinh. He gave me his card. I called him three times during my trip. He always arrived within 5 minutes.

⚠️ SCAM WATCH: At the ferry terminal, a man in a fake "Superdong" uniform approached me and said the ticket machine was broken, but he could sell me a ticket to PhΓΊ Quα»‘c for 350k (real price: 230k). I said "để tΓ΄i tα»± mua" and walked to the official counter. Machine worked fine. Don't trust helpers in uniform.

I rented a motorbike from Mr. SΖ‘n – 100k/day, a Honda Blade with a wonky kickstand. Day 3, I ran out of gas on the bridge to HΓ²n ĐαΊ₯t. I pushed the bike 500 meters, sweating like a sinner in church, until a xe Γ΄m driver helped me coast to a petrol station. He refused money. I bought him a coffee. Lesson: Always fill up at the Petrolimex on Nguyα»…n Bỉnh KhiΓͺm.

Also: the local bus to HΓ²n ĐαΊ₯t (bus 11) exists, but it leaves when it's full. I waited 40 minutes, then gave up. Grab Bike is cheaper than you think. I used it 8 times, average 18k per ride.

Where I Stayed: The Good, Bad, and Weird

NhΓ  nghỉ SΖ‘n – 47/12 LΓ½ Thường Kiệt. No website, no Agoda, just Mr. SΖ‘n's betel-stained smile. I paid 150k/night ($6). The room: windowless, A/C dripped into a plastic bottle, and the shower was a hose attached to a sink. BUT. The bed was firm, the sheets were clean, and there was a gecko named Gilbert (I named him) who chirped at midnight. Also, Mr. SΖ‘n's wife, BΓ  HαΊ‘nh, made me coffee every morning – 10k, but she never charged me. I tried to pay; she waved her hand and said "thΓ΄i, con uα»‘ng Δ‘i" (stop, drink up).

The noise: at 5am, the neighbour started frying chαΊ£ cΓ‘. The smell of fish sauce and garlic seeped through the walls. At first I was annoyed, then it became my breakfast alarm. By day 3, I was waking up before the chαΊ£ cΓ‘.

What photos don't show: the family altar in the lobby, complete with a jar of snake wine that had been there since 1998. Mr. SΖ‘n saw me staring. "Uα»‘ng thα»­ khΓ΄ng?" I did. It tasted like rice wine and regret. 5/10, but I'm glad I did it.

Price paid: 750k for 5 nights ($31). Worth it? Absolutely. Because of BΓ  HαΊ‘nh's coffee and Gilbert the gecko.

The Thing That Surprised Me

I thought RαΊ‘ch GiΓ‘ would feel like a transit hub – loud, dirty, impatient. And it is, a little. But it's also slow. The river doesn't rush; it just sits there, brown and patient. The people don't rush either. At 3pm, the whole city seems to nap. I sat on a bench at the riverfront, and a fisherman was mending his net. It took him 20 minutes. No one bothered him. I felt my own pulse slow down.

Also surprised me: the Khmer influence. I knew there was a Khmer population in the Mekong Delta, but I didn't expect to hear Khmer pop music from a mobile phone shop, or see monks walking barefoot to the pagoda. One evening, I walked past the Serey Preah Moha Montrei pagoda and heard chanting. I stood at the gate for 10 minutes, listening. A young monk noticed me and smiled. He didn't speak. I didn't either. It was enough.

And the sunset. Every evening at 5:30, the light hits the river and turns it into liquid copper. The fishing boats head out, their motors humming. I watched it five nights in a row. It never got old.

Money: What I Actually Spent

I track every dong. Here's the breakdown for 5 days / 4 nights. All in USD for y'all, but I paid in crumpled VND.

Category What I Paid Worth It?
Accommodation (5 nights) $31 Yes, Gilbert was a great roommate
Food & drinks $62 bún kèn alone worth $30
Transport (bike rental, Grab, xe Γ΄m) $48 Mr. Vinh's kindness = priceless
Attractions/entrance $8 mostly fish sauce and pagoda donations
SIM card (Viettel, 60GB) $6 essential, got lost daily
Souvenirs (fish sauce, a woven basket) $34 fish sauce is already half gone
TOTAL $189 cheaper than 2 nights in PhΓΊ Quα»‘c
πŸ’° Day 1 spending was $47 because I overpaid for the crab dinner (scammed) and bought a "vintage" fishing net decoration (200k, later saw same net for 80k at the market). Day 5 I spent $13 – just bΓΊn kΓ¨n and coffee. It balances out if you're not an idiot every day.

Mistakes I Made So You Don't Have To

  • ✖ 1. I didn't bring mosquito repellent. March is the start of dry season, but the riverfront mosquitoes are relentless. My ankles looked like I had leprosy. Buy repellent at any pharmacy – 35k. I learned this on day 2, after 17 bites.
  • ✖ 2. I tried to buy a ferry ticket to PhΓΊ Quα»‘c the night before. Sold out. Had to wait two extra days. If you're planning to island-hop, book at least 3 days ahead, especially on weekends. The Superdong counter opens at 6am, but the queue starts at 5:30. I got there at 6:15 and still waited an hour.
  • ✖ 3. I wore flip-flops to the fish sauce factory. The floor was wet and slippery. I nearly did a full split. Also, the smell gets trapped in rubber. My flip-flops smelled like anchovy for a week. Wear closed shoes.
  • ✖ 4. I didn't bring a power bank. My homestay had one outlet, behind the bed. I had to charge my phone on the floor. Also, long days with Grab and Google Maps drain battery. Buy a 20,000mAh one. Your future self will thank you.
  • ✖ 5. I assumed everyone spoke English. They don't, and why should they? I learned five phrases: "cαΊ£m Ζ‘n", "bao nhiΓͺu?", "hΖ‘i Δ‘αΊ―t", "ngon quΓ‘", and "Δ‘i vΓ²ng quanh". They carried me through five days. Learn them.

Also, I called a woman "bΓ " and she was probably 50. She laughed, but I wanted to evaporate. Use "chα»‹" unless they're clearly 80+.

How It Actually Went: Day by Day

Wednesday, March 13: Meant to arrive at 3pm. Sleeper bus from Saigon got stuck near CαΊ§n ThΖ‘ – engine trouble. Arrived 6:30pm, dark, sweating. Checked into SΖ‘n's, met Gilbert. Ate bΓΊn kΓ¨n at CΓ΄ Ba's (she was closing up, but still served me). Walked along TrαΊ§n PhΓΊ at night, heard karaoke from a coffee shop – "BΓ¨o DαΊ‘t MΓ’y TrΓ΄i". Went to bed at 10pm, lulled by the ferry horns.

Thursday, March 14: Woke up at 5:30 (chαΊ£ cΓ‘ alarm). Rented motorbike. Drove to the Khmer pagoda, sat with the monks for 20 minutes. Then to the fish sauce factory – Mr. TΖ° gave me a tour. Bought a bottle. Afternoon: got lost near HΓ²n ĐαΊ₯t, ran out of gas, pushed bike, xe Γ΄m angel appeared. Evening: bΓ‘nh canh at BΓ  NΔƒm's. She called me "con". I almost cried.

Friday, March 15: Planned to go to PhΓΊ Quα»‘c. Tickets sold out. Sat at the ferry terminal, defeated. Then decided: fuck it, I'll stay. Walked to Tam Quan gate, watched old men play chess. Ate α»‘c len xΓ o dα»«a, learned the toothpick technique from a 12-year-old. Evening: sunset at the riverfront. Mr. SΖ‘n saw me and brought me a plastic stool. We sat in silence. He offered me snake wine. I said yes. We clinked glasses.

Saturday, March 16: Slept through my alarm. Missed sunrise completely. Didn't care. Spent the morning at CΓ  PhΓͺ BαΊ£y ThΖ°a, watching the alley come alive. Ate bΓΊn kΓ¨n again. CΓ΄ Ba gave me extra chαΊ£ cΓ‘. Afternoon thunderstorm – I sheltered at a cafΓ©, drank cΓ  phΓͺ sα»―a Δ‘Γ‘, watched the rain flood LΓ½ Thường Kiệt. The barista played a lo-fi mix; suddenly "See TΓ¬nh" came on. I laughed. She laughed. It's the law.

Sunday, March 17: Last day. Ate bΓΊn kΓ¨n one last time. CΓ΄ Ba squeezed my hand. "Mai Δ‘i PhΓΊ Quα»‘c hαΊ£?" I nodded. "Δ‚n thΓͺm Δ‘i" (eat more). I ate another bowl. Bought dried squid at the market, said goodbye to Gilbert. Mr. SΖ‘n waved from his betel-stained chair. Took a Grab to the ferry terminal. Watched RαΊ‘ch GiΓ‘ shrink in the rearview mirror. Already planning my return.

Practical Stuff (Without the Boring Lists)

This almost happened to me: At the ferry terminal, a guy offered to "watch my bag" while I bought a ticket. I said "khΓ΄ng cαΊ§n" (don't need). He insisted. I walked away. Later, a German tourist told me his bag was stolen exactly that way – they distract you, an accomplice grabs it. Never let strangers touch your luggage.

Health thing that went wrong: Not me, but a guy at the homestay. He ate raw oysters from a street cart and spent two days in bed. I stuck to cooked food and fruit I could peel. Also, the sun in March is no joke. I got burned on day 1 because I thought "it's only 9am". Wear sunscreen. I bought a bottle at the pharmacy – 80k for SPF 50. Worth it.

Thing I wish I'd packed: A sarong. Not just for the beach (there's not much beach in RαΊ‘ch GiΓ‘ proper), but for covering my shoulders at the pagoda. I used a scarf, but it kept slipping. Also, earplugs. The ferry horns start at 4:30am. Gilbert didn't care, but I did.

One random hack: The best bΓΊn kΓ¨n is at CΓ΄ Ba's, 144 TrαΊ§n PhΓΊ. She opens at 6am and runs out by 10am. Go early. Also, the Viettel store on Nguyα»…n VΔƒn Cα»« sells SIM cards with no passport scan – just handed me a card, 120k for 80GB. I used 25GB in 5 days because I kept watching Vietnamese cooking videos.

Still have questions? Wanna fight about bún kèn?

Drop a comment below – I read every single one. Even the guy who says CΓ΄ Ba's isn't the best (you're objectively wrong, but I still respect you).

Last updated: March 2024 · prices probably went up (everything's gone up)

❤️ If you see CΓ΄ Ba at 144 TrαΊ§n PhΓΊ, tell her the Aussie who ate four bowls in five days says hi. And give Gilbert the gecko a cricket for me.

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