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How I Learned to Camp from a Motorcycle After 50,000 Miles of Screwing It Up

The rain wasn't falling; it was attacking. Horizontal, ice-cold Scottish sleet needled through the gap between my helmet and jacket, and my 2008 BMW F800GS's headlight beam illuminated nothing but a wall of grey mist. I'd passed the last B&B sign 47 kilometers ago, my credit card was humming with a mysterious foreign transaction hold, and the only thing between me and hypothermia was a brand-new, ultra-lightweight tent I'd never pitched before, sitting at the bottom of a soggy pannier. This was the moment I realized motorcycle camping wasn't about freedom—it was about survival, and I was failing my first test.

The Night I Almost Quit: My First Camping Catastrophe

Let's rewind to that Scottish misery. I was two days into a planned six-week trip around the North Coast 500. I'd read all the forum posts, watched the YouTube videos of guys laughing as they sipped whiskey by a campfire under the Northern Lights. My gear was, I thought, dialed. I had a £400 Hilleberg Akto tent ("the best one-man mountaineering tent!"), a fancy inflatable sleeping pad with an R-value I didn't understand, and a sleeping bag rated to -7°C. What I didn't have was experience. The wind on that exposed headland near Stoer was a living thing. My fingers, numb and clumsy, fumbled with the shockcorded poles. I got the fly on inside-out the first time. By the time I crawled in, the inner tent was already damp from being laid on wet ground, and my "waterproof" panniers had seeped moisture into my only dry socks. I spent the night in a fetal position, listening to the fabric scream in the gale, convinced a seam would rip at any second. I ate a cold protein bar for dinner, my stove forgotten in a panic. At 4 AM, shivering uncontrollably, I made a vow: If I get through this, I will never be this unprepared again.

The lesson wasn't that camping sucked. The lesson was that I sucked at camping. I'd bought a technical mountaineering tent for solo bike travel, a tool wildly mismatched to the job. I'd practiced setting it up once, on my living room carpet. I had no system, no backup plan, and no respect for the environment. What actually works is treating your first few camps as critical training missions, not Instagram opportunities. Go somewhere close to home, somewhere you can fail safely. For me, that became a farmer's field in Suffolk owned by a friend, where I spent three consecutive weekends in varying weather, learning how my gear actually functioned.

The "Backyard Shakedown" Ritual

  • My Exact Process: I now pack the bike exactly as I would for a trip, ride at least 50km (to simulate travel fatigue), and then set up my entire camp. I cook a meal, sleep the night, pack it all back onto the bike, and ride home. I've done this in rain, wind, and once in a surprise late-spring frost. The time I discovered my new "quick-pitch" tent's poles snapped in high wind was in Suffolk, not the Slovenian Alps. That's a win.
  • The Alternative I Tried (And Failed): I used to just check gear off in the garage. "Stove? Check." It's meaningless. You need to replicate the conditions: tired, hungry, with fading light, and maybe a spritz of rain from a hose to really test your waterproof bag system.

The Gear Trap: Buying Light vs. Buying Right

After the Scotland debacle, I fell into the opposite trap: the cult of ultralight. I spent a small fortune shaving grams. Titanium spork? Check. 300-gram down quilt? Check. A tarp so thin you could read a map through it? Check. This culminated on a trip through the Picos de Europa in Spain. The weather was perfect, the riding sublime. I felt like a packing ninja. Then, on a remote gravel track above the village of Sotres, I had a slow-speed drop. No damage to me or the bike, but my ultralight, cuben fiber dry bag holding my sleeping gear had snagged on a rock and ripped a six-inch gash. As dusk fell, I was staring at a feathered snow of expensive down filling drifting across the Spanish countryside. I spent that night in my riding gear under the tarp, using my bike cover as a pathetic blanket, colder than I'd been in Scotland.

The lesson was brutal: Durability is a weight you can't afford not to carry. Motorcycle camping gear isn't backpacking gear. It gets abraded by straps, baked in the sun on hot panniers, crushed, and subjected to vibrations that would disassemble a Swiss watch. What works is finding the sweet spot between weight and toughness, and it's never the most expensive, lightest thing on the market.

The "Bash It Against the Pannier" Test

  • My Rule: Before any piece of soft gear goes into my kit, I literally bash the packed item against my aluminum pannier a few times. If it seems like it'll fail, it doesn't go. This unscientific test saved me from a fancy inflatable pillow that popped at the mere suggestion of abrasion.
  • The Gear I Abandoned: That ultralight down quilt. I replaced it with a synthetic-filled bag from a company called Cumulus, which is slightly heavier and packs bigger, but doesn't turn into a catastrophic failure if it gets damp or torn. For a pillow, I now use a stuff sack filled with my next-day's clothes. Zero cost, zero weight, zero risk.

Finding Dirt: The Art of the Stealthy (and Legal) Pitch

My biggest source of anxiety wasn't bears or bandits; it was the dread of the knock. The farmer's knock, the ranger's knock, the angry landowner's knock. In France, early on, I tried the "ask for forgiveness" method, tucking myself into a corner of a vineyard near Bergerac. I was spotted by the vigneron at first light, who was surprisingly chill but very clear: "Ce n'est pas un camping." It was embarrassing. Conversely, in Croatia, I spent an hour asking for permission in broken Croatian from a farmer near the Istrian hilltown of Motovun. He not only said yes, but brought me a plate of figs and a glass of rakija. The difference was profound.

I learned that finding a spot is a skill that blends research, etiquette, and sometimes, pure luck. What works is a layered approach: have a primary goal (a proper campsite), a secondary option (a known wild camping spot from a trusted source), and a tertiary "oh-crap" plan (the ability to ask for permission or find a stealth spot without being a jerk).

My "Last Light" Protocol

  • The Tactic: I aim to start looking for a spot about 90 minutes before sunset. This gives me time to scout, ask permission, or move on if Plan A falls through. I use a combination of apps: iOverlander (crowd-sourced spots, wildly variable in quality), Maps.me (for topographic details and tiny forest tracks), and good old-fashioned eyeballs. I look for evidence of previous use (fire rings, flattened grass) but also for absence of "No Camping" signs and distance from houses.
  • A Specific Obscure Location: My favorite unspoken spot is a disused forestry track off the B-road between Killin and Kenmore in the Scottish Highlands. It's not in any app. I found it because I saw a single tire track leading into the pines, investigated, and found a flat, gravelly patch by a stream. I've used it three times, always leaving it cleaner than I found it. The secret is keeping these places secret by not geotagging the hell out of them.
Cautionary Tale: In Slovenia, I followed an iOverlander pin to a "perfect riverside spot." It was perfect, and also directly under a major power line. The buzzing sound was constant and unnerving, and I woke up feeling like I'd been run over. I now physically scout any pin before committing, especially if it's near infrastructure.

Food, Fire, and Fuel: Not Starving on the Trail

I used to think motorcycle camping food meant cans of beans and cold sausages. Then, on a trip through Montenegro, I met a German rider named Klaus at a petrol station outside of Žabljak. He was on a weathered Honda Africa Twin and smelled faintly of herbs. We got talking, and he invited me to share his camp that night. From his panniers, he produced a tiny folding grill, a fresh trout he'd bought from a local, some potatoes, and rosemary. In 30 minutes, he'd made a feast. I was eating my second rehydrated "beef stew" of the week. The humiliation was culinary.

Klaus taught me that eating well is a massive morale booster. What works is a hybrid approach. Dehydrated meals are fantastic backups and for nights when you roll in exhausted. But with a tiny bit of planning, you can eat like a king. The key is the "town stop": hitting a local market or butcher in the late afternoon before you camp.

The Two-Stove System (And the Fire Debate)

  • My Setup: I carry a primary MSR WhisperLite International that runs on unleaded petrol (so I can fuel it from my bike in a true pinch). It's bombproof and fast for boiling water. My secondary is a tiny alcohol burner (a "Tommy Cooker" style) for simmering or a second cup of coffee. The petrol stove does the heavy lifting; the alcohol stove is for calm evenings.
  • On Fires: I love a campfire. I also hate the damage irresponsible fire-making causes. My rule is: only if there's a pre-existing, safe fire ring; only if there's abundant deadfall (never cut live wood); and only if there's zero fire risk. In most of Europe during summer, fires are a hard no. A candle lantern or a string of battery-powered fairy lights provides the ambiance without the guilt or danger.
Hard-Won Shortcut: My best food purchase wasn't gear; it's a small, flat plastic container of spices. Salt, pepper, a chili blend, and some dried oregano. It transforms a simple packet of instant mash and some sliced local sausage into a proper meal. Total cost: about £3. Total weight: 80 grams.

My Exact Motorcycle Camping Kit: Specs, Costs, and Regrets

Here's the transparent breakdown. This is what's on my bike right now for a typical 1-2 week summer trip in Europe. These are my choices, scarred by experience and specific to my style of travel (mix of tarmac and light off-road, mostly solo).

ItemWhat I UseCost (Approx.)Why/Why Not
TentNordisk Svalbard 1 SI (Siliconised Outer)£550 (2023)Why: Freestanding, sets up in 5 mins even in wind, bomber in storms. The siliconised fabric doesn't sag when wet. Why Not: It's expensive and the pack size is medium, not ultra-small. I traded weight for sanity.
Sleeping BagCumulus Panyam 450 (Synthetic)€220 (2022)Why: Synthetic fill handles damp UK/Scottish trips without worry. Comfort rating around 0°C is perfect for 3-season. Why Not: It packs bigger than down. I've accepted the volume for the peace of mind.
Sleeping PadExped Synmat HL Duo (M)£130 (2021)Why: Wide enough I don't fall off, 7cm thick for side-sleeping, decent R-value. The "Duo" valve is stupid fast. Why Not: It's not the lightest. I've patched it twice from tiny punctures.
Stove (Primary)MSR WhisperLite International£100 (ancient)Why: Runs on petrol, indestructible, powerful flame. Why Not: Requires priming, can be sooty. The maintenance kit is mandatory.
CooksetGSI Outdoors Halulite Minimalist$45 (2020)Why: Pot, lid/fry pan, and cup all nest with my stove and fuel bottle. Simple. Why Not: The non-stick coating is wearing thin. Next time I might go for plain aluminum.
Water2x 1L Nalgene bottles + 2L MSR Dromedary Bag£40 totalWhy: The bag collapses when empty, bottles are bulletproof. I can carry 4L if I know I'm going remote. Why Not: Plastic can taste funny in heat. A periodic clean with baking soda is needed.
LightingPetzl Actik Core headlamp + USB string lights£65Why: Headlamp is rechargeable, bright. String lights are for camp ambiance so I'm not in a headlamp beam all night. Why Not: The headlamp battery doesn't last as long as claimed in cold weather.

The Invisible Skills: What No Product Page Tells You

You can buy the perfect kit and still be miserable. The real magic is in the skills you can't order online. I learned this from a Danish rider named Anja, who I met at a chaotic border crossing between Bosnia and Herzegovina and Croatia. While everyone else was stressed, she was calmly organizing her bike papers in a clear wallet. At camp that evening, she showed me her "system": a color-coded stuff sack for clothes, a specific pocket for tools, a ritual for packing the tent so the wet fly never touched the dry inner. She moved with an economy of motion I envied.

What works is developing your own rituals. Mine now start the moment I decide to stop for the night.

The "Five-Minute Settlement" Drill

As soon as I kill the engine, before I even take my helmet off, I do five things, in this order: 1) Take a photo of my odometer (for the log). 2) Walk the site, looking for hazards (ant hills, overhanging dead branches, slope). 3) Get the tent out and lay the footprint down. 4) Then remove my riding gear. 5) Pitch the tent fully. This order is sacred. If it starts raining between steps 3 and 5, my shelter is already started. If I get distracted, the bike is still packed. It's a flow state born of getting caught in too many downpours.

Managing Damp (Because You Will Be Damp)

  • Morning Routine: However damp your tent is, pack the inner and fly separately. I use two different colored dry bags. This prevents mildew and makes drying easier later. My sleeping bag gets stuffed last, after I've had coffee and everything else is packed, to maximize airing time.
  • The "Town Day" Reset: Every third or fourth day, I plan to be near a town with a proper campsite or a cheap guesthouse. This is a reset day. I wash clothes, spread all my gear out in the sun (or a drying room), recharge every battery, and repack from scratch. It's a logistical day that makes the next three wild days possible.

What I'd Do Differently (And What I'll Never Change)

If I could send a message back to my shivering self in Scotland, here's what I'd say:

What I'd Do Differently: I'd start with a cheaper, simpler tent. I burned so much mental energy and money on that first high-tech shelter. A second-hand Vango or a Coleman would have taught me the basics without the financial pain. I'd also have bought a larger, more comfortable sleeping pad from the start. Skimping on the thing that separates you from the ground is false economy. I'd have taken a weekend course in basic bushcraft—not to become Bear Grylls, but to learn how to properly assess a site, manage water, and tie a few useful knots for tarps and gear lines.

What I'll Never Change: I will never stop asking for permission when in doubt. The interaction, even when met with a "no," is part of the travel experience. I will never travel without a physical book (a Kindle is fine, but needs charging). There's something about turning pages by headlamp that a screen can't replicate. And I will never, ever plan a trip where camping is 100% of the nights. The "town day" reset isn't a luxury; it's a psychological necessity. A hot shower and a pub meal after four days of dirt under your fingernails feels like a five-star holiday.

FAQ: The Questions I Actually Get at Gas Stations

"Aren't you scared? What about safety?"
I'm more scared of distracted drivers on the M25 than I am in a remote forest. For safety, I tell one person my rough plan for the night (a quick WhatsApp pin drop). I keep my bike keys and a small flashlight in the tent with me. And I've learned that most "scary" noises are just foxes, badgers, or the wind. Human threats are vanishingly rare in the places I choose to camp.
"How do you charge your phone/go pro/etc.?"
My bike has a USB port wired directly to the battery. When riding, everything charges in my tank bag. I also carry a 20,000mAh power bank that can recharge my phone about four times. In a "town day," I charge everything at a café over a long lunch.
"What's the one piece of gear you wouldn't skimp on?"
The sleeping pad. A bad night's sleep will ruin your riding day. A good pad is worth every penny and every cubic centimeter of space it takes. My Exped mat changed camping from endurance to enjoyment.
"How do you deal with bugs/mosquitoes?"
In Northern Europe, it's not usually bad. For midge-heavy areas like Scotland, I have a head net that lives in my tank bag. In Southern Europe, I camp away from stagnant water and use a tent with a full mesh inner. I avoid strong-smelling perfumes or soaps. A citronella candle helps for evenings outside the tent.
"Is wild camping even legal?"
It's a minefield. In Scotland, it's legal under the Right to Roam, provided you follow the code. In England, Wales, and most of Europe, it's technically illegal without landowner permission. In practice, a low-impact, late-in/early-out approach in a remote spot is often tolerated. I research the specific country's attitude (Scandinavia = generally okay; Mediterranean = generally not) and always have a backup plan. I've paid a few small fines, which I consider a "camping fee" for my poor scoutcraft.
"Don't you get lonely?"
Sometimes. But loneliness and solitude are two sides of the same coin. I've had some of my most profound moments of peace alone in a tent, listening to an owl or a river. And when I crave company, I head to a campsite or a biker hostel. The balance is key.

Your Next Step

Don't plan a round-the-world trip. Don't buy £2000 worth of gear. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is this: This month, pick a Friday night. Pack your existing camping gear (or borrow a tent), strap it to your bike however you can, and ride for at least an hour away from home. Find a legal campsite or a friend's field. Pitch your tent. Cook a meal on a camp stove (or just bring a sandwich). Sleep. Pack up and ride home. That's it. You'll learn more about what you need, what you hate, and what you love from that one night than from reading a hundred articles like this one. The goal isn't to be perfect; it's to prove to yourself that you can do the basic thing without it being a catastrophe. Everything else—the remote wild camps, the weeks on the road—is just a scaling up of that first, simple overnight.

Okay, your turn. What's the single biggest mental block or practical question stopping you from trying that first motorcycle campout? Is it the gear, the fear of looking stupid, or just not knowing where to put the damn tent? Throw it in the comments below—I've probably been there, and the advice will be specific, scarred, and real.

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